What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Fox News

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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YOU

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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