- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Me Neither.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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