How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A black man comes home from work.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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