What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Youre mom is so dead...

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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