an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

a jew walks out of a furnace

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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