- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

I can count to potato.

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