- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

i keep getting thumbs down...

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Hey, Max!!

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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