Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Women

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Facebook How i met my mother

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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