- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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