what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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minorities.....

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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ass.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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