One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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