Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Agent 47.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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