Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

once you go black your credit goes wack

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

cancer

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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