- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

honest politician

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

My wife made me a sandwich

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