- Anti Joke

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

politically correct!

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football