Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

CAVE JOHNSON.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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