What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

OIO

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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