- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Women

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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