- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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