- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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