What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Anti Joke

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