Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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