What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Anti Joke

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