who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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