Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Boob

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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PEANIS!

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Daym im romantic

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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