- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

James Patrick Campbell

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Bark I'm a tree

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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