Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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