Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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this is not an anti joke

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Moooo

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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DERP

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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