What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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