Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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