What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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2 + 2 = 4

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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I need to start studying.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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OIO

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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