- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

The WNBA.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Justin Bieber

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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