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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

balls

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Whats two plus two? Miles

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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