- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

to get to the other side.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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