A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

My Nan, that is all.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

An epileptic man attends a rave.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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