- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Know! Come in!

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

bryden is a faggot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

penis haha

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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