Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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DEATH.

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hi joshua

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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