1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why did the

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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