What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Buzi vagy!

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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This one time at band camp....

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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