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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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