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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Because she has down's syndrome

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Keanu Reaves

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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