- Anti Joke

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.