- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

guess what what that wasnt it

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

gay pom...

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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