where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

women's rights

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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