- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

vaginas are pretty!!!!

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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