A: Do you like it B: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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