- Anti Joke

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Logan's gay

Do you love me? No.

a seal walks into a club.