- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What can fly? Lots of things

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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