- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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