What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

guess what what that wasnt it

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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