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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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