Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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GONNA

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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I have a gay camel

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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