Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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