- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Youre mom is so dead...

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

watch me nae nae

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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