Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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whats one plus one penis

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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