How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Why was the woman?

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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