- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

vaginas are pretty!!!!

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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