- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Religionh

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

<=3 penis

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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