How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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