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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Buzi vagy!

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

This one time at band camp....

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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