- Anti Joke

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

bryden is a faggot