chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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What's big and long? My dick.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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