- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Why was the woman?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

i have a christmas tree.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??