- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What did Delaware? A coat.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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