a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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willie revilame

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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