Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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