What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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